Limericks

a. There once was a dashing young sailor,

Who was the son of a tailor,

Who made all of the young maids

Draw out their blades,

And curse the name of Zachary Tailor.

b. There once a girl who was cold,

And found herself feeling quite old,

When she saw that her toes,

As ugly as Moe's

Were covered in green cracking mold.

c. There once was a child from Logan,

Who owned a large blowgun,

And in the game of tag,

He had some swag,

And was dubbed the supreme shogun.